“When I said let’s get Christmas Crackers,” said Lorrie, “this isn’t quite what I had in mind…” The naughty elves are all over the shelves this week as they try on our snack selection for size. We’ve got all the bits and pieces you need to make your Christmas crackle. Dried fruit and nuts, crisps, […]

At least, it would have been responsible if the elves had been bigger and the tasting cups a tad smaller. “Lorrie,” hicked Mickey, “What is Santa’s favourite tipple?” “Christmas spirit,” replied Lorrie with a giggle. You too can enjoy tastings of our delicious Spirit of Ilmington range, crafted in the village and sold in the […]

Lorrie reads the actual words, while Mickey concentrates on the pictures. Both the naughty elves enjoy Ilmington’s Book Club @thecafe, which welcomes folk even if they are naughty and haven’t read the book. This month, the group has chosen Becoming, the best-selling memoir by former First Lady Michelle Obama. Do come and join us for […]

We are not sure whether it was the delicious mulled wine or the scrumptious clotted cream which made Mickey face-plant into his food. Maybe it was the price tag of only £5 for the whole lot which caught him by surprise. Mince pies and Mulled Wine are being served in the Community Café all month, […]

…filling in their Christmas order forms, making sure they have everything they need for the big day. Trouble is, they can’t agree what to buy! Turkey or goose, sprouts or cabbage, ready-made pigs in blankets or chipolatas and streaky bacon? Never fear, you can order it all here in one easy step from the Community […]